Shipping policy

PROCESSING TIME:

All orders will be processed within three (3) days of payment. 

SHIPPING TIME FRAME: GENERAL

This is just a guideline for approximate shipping times. We do our best to stay within these figures, but sometimes things happen. We will keep issues to a minimum and resolve them quickly.

  • 8-12 days to the US

          * Do not forget to add the up to 3 days for processing to these shipping times.

FROM OWNER:

FREE SHIPPING! Yes, I have a sense of humor and know certain people will not like it, yet others will love to know that I am a down-to-earth person and do not pull punches. I want you all to have the quickest shipping possible. I'm not the place that's named after the rainforest and have warehouses on every other block. I hope you all understand this policy. If things get "lost" I will make things right. If your package is damaged from shipping, contact us within 14 days of delivery or the sale is final. Not going to argue or give wiggle room to sue. I want to keep things simple and that the customer understands what all the shipping process does and does not do.